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My Penis Has A Penis, And That Penis Is Still Bigger Than Your Penis

mantaworks, 2009-01-19 20:47:58

MY COCK IS SIX HUNDRED INCHES LONG. I NEED TO COIL IT UP IN A WHEELBARROW AND WHEEL IT AROUND WITH A TARPAULINE OVER IT SO IT DOESN'T GET SUNBURNED. SOMETIMES WHEN I GET AN ERECTION I POLE-VAULT OVER MY HOUSE. RIGHT NOW MY GIANT COCK IS WRAPPED AROUND MY LEG. IF IT WERE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BECOME FULLY ERECT, MY COCK WOULD PROBABLY SNAP MY LEG IN TWO LIKE A TWIG. MY PENIS IS LARGER THAN BOTH YOURS AND MINE COMBINED. EXXON USED MY PENIS TO DRILL THE ATLANTIC SEABED. I HAUL FREIGHT WITH BOXCARS TIED TO MY PENIS. ONE TIME I CARVED MY NAME INTO THE MOON WITH MY PENIS. MY PENIS. YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED PANSIES BOTH COWER IN FEAR WHEN I WHIP MY TOWERING CYCLOPS OUT. MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN INCREASE IN MASS. AT THE END OF TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT IN THE UNIVERSE BUT DARK MATTER AND MY PENIS. MY PENIS EXISTS IN FOUR DIMENSIONS, EXPANDING OUTWARD AT LIGHT SPEED LIKE TIME ITSELF. MY PENIS COMPOSES THE UNIVERSE AND TICKLES AZATHOTH'S OMNIPOTENT BUNGHOLE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT. ENTROPY IS BUT A FART IN THE WIND FOR MY PENIS. MY PENIS CAN BREAK MATHEMATICS! IT IS ABLE TO TRANSCEND REALITY AND DESTROY HUMAN THOUGHT WITH ITS SHEER VOLUME AND MASS. MY PENIS HAS A PENIS, AND THAT PENIS IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS.